Teddy Bear CPA

Teddy Bear CPA
Name of Primary Practitioner
Teddy
Business Category
Business Excerpt
Don’t get spanked by the IRS!

Teddy Bear CPA is a kink-friendly, kinkster-owned CPA firm offering tax, accounting, and consulting services to individuals and small businesses across the United States. Expect non-judgmental guidance, a fully digital and secure practice, and deep respect for discretion.
Business Description

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Who We Serve

Teddy Bear CPA proudly works with fellow members of the kink and fetish communities. Let’s discuss your goals without fear, shame, or awkward explanations.

Whether you’re wanting to make an income in the kink community or you’re a kinkster with only vanilla earnings, you’ll receive the same professionalism, discretion, and expertise.

Current clients of the firm include:

  • Dungeon & Venue Owners
  • Professional Dominants
  • Convention & Event Organizers
  • Manufacturers
  • Retailers
  • Wholesalers
  • Sole Proprietors
  • Content Creators

Services

All services are available fully remote to U.S. clients located in any state. See our website for more details about service offerings, the process for clients, and pricing.

Tax & Accounting Services

Teddy Bear CPA provides comprehensive tax and accounting services, including:

  • Tax planning, projections, and quarterly estimated taxes
  • Year-end bookkeeping and account reconciliations
  • IRS and state tax notice resolution
  • Preparation and filing of 1099 forms
Business Consulting Services

Beyond just filing tax returns, Teddy Bear CPA wants to help kinksters achieve their financial goals and build their own communities. The firm offers judgment-free consultations on a variety of topics, including:

  • Business startups and legal entity formation
  • Best practices for privacy and anonymity of business owners
  • S corporation elections (Form 2553) and “check the box” elections (Form 8832)
  • Strategies to reduce income & self-employment taxes
  • Expense deductibility for kink-related businesses

Getting Started

Curious if we’re a good fit? Reach out through our website, by email, or by DM on social media. Let us know a bit about your situation and how we can help.

Privacy Comes First

Privacy and discretion are vital, especially in the kink community. All conversations and shared documents are strictly confidential, and sensitive topics can be discussed securely through the client portal.

We take client privacy seriously and ask the same from current and prospective clients in return. Additional details about the firm or its owner will be shared on an initial meeting once we’ve mutually agreed to move forward.

About The Owner

Hi, I'm Teddy!

I’ve been a Certified Public Accountant (CPA) since 2017 and an active member of the kink community for just as long. I spent nearly a decade working at a large accounting firm, where I led a team of 20 professionals as a senior manager. While I enjoyed working on taxes, I felt disconnected from the larger institutional clients I was working with in that corporate setting.

During the pandemic, I heard from friends in the community how difficult it was to find knowledgeable, empathetic professionals when starting and operating kinky businesses. The gap in service became clear to me. In late 2022, I left public accounting behind to start Teddy Bear CPA.

I’m passionate about the kink community as a local munch organizer myself. I’m a strong believer that supportive voices and spaces help strengthen our communities and push back against the feelings of shame and stigma that are so common in our circles. My goal is to help those voices—creatives, retail stores, venue owners, event organizers, and more—gain their footing and find success in the long term.

When I’m not working or planning kink community events, you’ll often find me traveling, hiking, or experimenting with new dishes in the kitchen.

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Education/Training/Certifications
Certified Public Accountant
Business Website Address
Business Contact Email
teddybearcpa@gmail.com
Business Tags
Country
USA
ZIP Code
99999
Internet Based Business
Yes
Tell us about the payment options you accept and any additional insurance details.
Accepting all major cards and ACH payments
Poly Awareness Level
Knowledgeable
Kink Awareness Level
Knowledgeable
Valid Since
01/01/2023
Swinger (Lifestyle) Awareness Level
Aware
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